Below are the people who have currently submitted their member profiles. Please take the time to fill out your profile by clicking HERE. Ordered Alphabetically Mike Barnes Handicap 16 - but never play to it! Joined May/2004 Favourite Course Yalumba, Australia Likes/Dislikes Likes: Willersey & Real Ale Dislikes: Desk Work Claim To Fame I once celebrated the feast of Eid-al-Fitr with a Sheihk in the middle of a desert. 'Fail to honour people, they will fail to honour you - LAO TZU c600 BC' Tom Barnes Handicap 9 Joined January 07 Favourite Course Shanklin and Sandown Likes/Dislikes Likes: Golf Days - Dislikes: Work Days Claim To Fame Son of Mike 'Bomber' Barnes 'If you spend all your life with your head in the sand all anyone is going to see is an arse' Andy Beale Handicap 12 - Somehow Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Naunton Downs Likes/Dislikes Likes Cider Claim To Fame Beat the World Number 4 at darts 3-0 'No Comment' Bernie Beale Handicap 12 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Ingon Manor (Scored a hole in one) Likes/Dislikes Likes: Holidays Dislikes: Slow Play Claim To Fame My wife was in The Bill 'What a place to put a tree!' Phil Bennett Handicap 24 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Dessert Likes/Dislikes Likes: Good Food, Good Wine and Good Company Dislikes: Ham, Egg & Chips and Cheats on the Golf Course Claim To Fame Featured on Dave Lee Travis' Radio One Pub Quiz 'I couldn't hit a cows rear with a banjo' Chris Cordes Handicap 35 Joined 2006 Favourite Course Alcaidesa Costa del Sol Likes/Dislikes Likes: Most things Dislikes: Whingers Claim To Fame Married to the Captain of Broadway GC 2008 'Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Because you may like it, and then you can do it again tomorrow' Ray Cordes Handicap 11 Joined 2006 Favourite Course Castro Marim Portugal Likes/Dislikes Likes: Most things Dislikes: Whingers Claim To Fame Captain of Broadway GC 2008 'Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Because you may like it, and then you can do it again tomorrow' Bob Crockford Handicap 18 Joined 2005 Favourite Course Anywhere I can play well and it doesn't rain Likes/Dislikes Likes: Good Wine, port and cheese Dislikes: Corned Beef Claim To Fame Married to Mary 'The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill and the rough is always shorter and the greens better on the course you played last week' Geoff Doran Handicap 10 Joined 2004 Favourite Course Gullane No 1 Likes/Dislikes Likes: Golf with good friends Dislikes: Slow play Claim To Fame Representing England at Korfball 'There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes.' Brian Downey Handicap 27 Joined 2004 Favourite Course Carylon Bay Likes/Dislikes Likes: High days and Holidays Dislikes: Bad Drivers Claim To Fame Spilled a bottle of champagne on jack smethursts velvet chaise longue 'In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king' Stephen Ford Handicap 27 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Naunton Downs Likes/Dislikes Likes: Anything above 3% abv Dislikes: Cheats & Liars Claim To Fame Once Shared a hotel lift with Jimmy White 'Could somebody please remove this banjo from my rear end?' Neville Jelfs Handicap 17 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Wychwood Likes/Dislikes Likes: Fine wines, women and fast cars Dislikes: Cheats and Queue Jumpers Claim To Fame Stood next to Lionel Blair at a theatre bar in London 'There's more ways to killing a cat than hanging it' Tom Jelfs Handicap 25 Joined 2006 Favourite Course Wychwood Likes/Dislikes Likes: Art, Animation, Film and a drop of whiskey Claim To Fame Once saw Ronnie O'Sullivan get arrested in London 'No I don't know how to fix your computer' William Jelfs Handicap 23 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Elie, Fife Likes/Dislikes Likes: Food, Good Times Dislikes: Argumentative People Claim To Fame Once met Gordan Ramsay (Legend) 'I'd rather have a bad day at golf than a good day at work' Dave Lee Handicap 11 Joined 2003 Favourite Course Lanhydrock in Cornwall Likes/Dislikes Likes: Fairways & Greens Dislikes: rough,trees,bunkers & Ignorant people Claim To Fame Sat next to Ben Kingsley on the train to London (well almost I was in the same carriage) 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow (especially if it\'s DIY)' David McAteer Handicap 27 Joined 2002 Favourite Course Any Fair Weather Course Likes/Dislikes Likes: Cleansing ale and A good sing song Dislikes: Red Tape Claim To Fame Moving to Willersey 'If my Aunty had balls she would be my Uncle' Maggie McDivitt Handicap 19 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Gleneagles Kings Course Likes/Dislikes Likes: Playing Golf and Watching Aston Villa Dislikes: Moaning Claim To Fame I have been on the television twice 'OK, that's not a problem' Warren McDivitt Handicap 9 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Mahoneys Point Killarney Co Kerry Ireland Likes/Dislikes Likes: Aston Villa Dislikes: Birmingham City Claim To Fame Personal friends with Stefan White 'Things can only get better' David Morris Handicap 12 Joined 2003 Favourite Course We-Ko-Pa Arizona Likes/Dislikes Likes: Driving Dislikes: Driving Rain Claim To Fame Had a golf lesson with Paul Azinger 'One day I really will get an electric Power Caddy - Nothing to do with age' Bill Payne Handicap 28 Joined 2005 Favourite Course Inter Likes/Dislikes Likes: Bread and Butter pudding Dislikes: Clever Buggars Claim To Fame Once had a pee next to John Toshack at La Manga Spain 'Every day is a holiday -- So smile and enjoy' Dave Pearce Handicap 9 Joined 2001 - Founder Member Favourite Course Saunton Sands Likes/Dislikes Likes: Any food without cheese,how can people eat that stuff? Claim To Fame Fastest part-time honours economics graduate from B'ham university ever ! 'I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy !' Russ Ralph Handicap 8 Joined 2005 Favourite Course Valderrama - Spain Likes/Dislikes Likes: Single putts Dislikes: 3 putts Claim To Fame Had a chat in German with Bernard Langer 'Great shot - where did it go ???' Simon Waldron Handicap 28 Joined 2007 Favourite Course Margaux Golf Club Bordeaux Likes/Dislikes Likes: Holidays & Good Weather Dislikes: Rain Claim To Fame A Few Famous Customers 'It is better to play than do nothing. (Confucius)Did he play golf?' Stefan White Handicap 14 Joined 2001 Founder Member Favourite Course Waterville, County Kerry Likes/Dislikes Likes: Apres Golf Dislikes: Driving Rain Claim To Fame Dancing on Ready Steady Go and being mobbed by Rolling Stones Fans by mistake 'If you don't take care of your body where will you live?' Roger Yeates Handicap 14 Joined 2005 Favourite Course Royal Cape, Cape Town Likes/Dislikes Likes: Food & Drink Dislikes: Housework Claim To Fame Too many to mention 'If at first you don't suceed USE A HAMMER'